What do you normally wear?

  female: a miniskirt, high heels, and a pink shirt
  male: a miniskirt, high heels, and a pink shirt
  a t-shirt and jeans
  my pajamas
  whatever my mom sets out for me
  Why would I want to wear clothes?

How many good friends do you have?

  two really good ones
  one really good one
  three really good ones
  more than five
  Friends? Are you kidding? No one wants to be my friend.
  do my parents count?

Do people every make fun of you at school or work?

  all the time
  never, they are all too scared of me
  not usually
  only the one time I wore a barrel there

What do you do with your free time?

  go to bars
  sleep
  set houses on fire
  beat up anyone younger than me
  don't have spare time
  shopping
  sports

Are you often called a loser by people outside of school/work?

  never
  at least 5 times a day
  only by my parents
  not normally

Have you ever been in jail?

  no way.
  only once
  does juvie count?
  yes, but I'm not sure how many times.
  a few times

Who do you live with?

  kid: my parents
  adult: with my parents
  with a roomate
  alone
  with my wife and/or kids

How much money do you have?

  I'm broke.
  I have enough money but not a ton.
  I'm rolling in money.

Are you cool?

  yes
  no
  i guess
  definitely not