if u were a gangster and ur blood said fo shizzle what does this mean

  wats up
  hows it hangin
  o no
  for sure
  u sure
  wow
  look at the ....
  alriteee
  im irish

u stole 200 bucks from ur gran wat would u spend it on

  $200 dollars shoes
  buy crack
  buy a bbq
  spend it on booze
  spend it on a homeless peep
  buy a chav i tracksuit
  buy a new gun
  buy i new cruiser
  buy some tacky bling

what kind of bling would u wear

  big flashy gold
  massive gold
  a friendship bracelet
  a diamond necklace
  a big diamond on ur shoe
  too big a bling that it weighs u down
  bling which says sugar daddy
  some argos bling
  7p asda crap!!

ur fave thing to do is....

  raving
  walking cool
  going on nerdtests .com
  changing ur gangster name
  shoot ur gun randomly in the air
  watching corrie
  going to ikea

are u gangster

  no
  ye
  yes
  maybe
  i dunno thats y im taking the test
  yepo
  nopo
  me no gangsta me chav

wat do u do when ur blood is caught by the fuzz

  leave him
  bail him out
  shoot the cop
  go into the prison like rambo killin 27 guys with no guns
  be the transporter and kill 130 guys with no guns
  be gangster and drive through the prison walls
  distract the guards with bacon
  get disney to make a movie about ur friend so there will be a happy ending
  swap ur friend with a fat man

a evil gang gang up on ur crew u....

  talk about ur problems like sensible adults
  u shoot there heads off
  u walk off and get a harder crew
  get ur sister to sort them out
  u go home to go on facebook
  send in rambo again

ur blood turns chav u...

  buy a new blood from ebay
  go on paris hiltons british best friend
  slap him out of being a chav
  u buy him some trackies
  shoot him

what car do u drive if u are gangsta

  ford focus
  a hummer
  a beetle
  a smart car coz u want to be green
  a pickup
  a lorry
  a moped
  a trolley