Which one is an instrument?

  Kelp
  Mayonnaise
  Sound
  DanTDM's microphone?

What is this? -->

  Belly Scratcher!
  Patty Flipper!

Look what I've got! -->

  NUM NUM
  Candy!
  RECTANGLES!!!
  Ummm, sugar? Not obvious?

Ewww! Kelp! I want a donut.

  Kelp
  Goofy Goober Donut
  Do not touch

What does Patrick do at 4?

  Be stupid somewhere else
  Crawl under a rock
  Play with balloons

Oh boy 3AM!

  Alarm clock
  Krabby Patty

What is the next question? (Do not look down)

  9
  1,000,000,000,000,000,000
  Oh boy #3!
  MY FACE

Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?

  Yes, may I take ur order?
  NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!! i'm not a krusty krab.
  Yes, may I eat ur food?

How many eyes are in Bikini Bottom?

  3
  4
  Eleventeen!
  None
  Two