a cute boy asks you out(omg!) what do you do?

  uh, say yes
  say PIE SOLVES PROBLEMS, NOT YOUR HAIR GEL!
  do the crazy sprinkler and then cook some sun-dried tomatoes and tell him to eat them

are you Paris Hilton?

  Yes
  Yeah

ah-ha maaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi-hing grace! how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the sounnnnnnd. tha-hat stole a-ha wretch like _____
what word comes next?

  idk.....my bff jill?
  MONKEY
  PIE

what animal am i obsessed with?

  Monkeys
  Alma Schmalmas

nobodys perfect

  yeah right!
  puh-lease
  yes nobody is perfect..............except me
  nobody except bff jill is perfect

bleep blop bloop

  omg! i hv nw txt msg!
  blip

hobbits rule!

  Yes
  No
  omg! inbd!

scientist suzie

  that's me!
  HALLELUJAH!
  sanjaya monkey malakar!

kiawa island. its a monkey

  wts(what the strawberries)
  si senorita!
  no its pie!!! with a cherry!