First off do u like rainbows

  AS MUCH AS LIFE
  No

Are u a male or female

  Female
  Male

Do u like pink fluffy unicorns that face on rainbows

  YES
  No
  If u take away the rainbows

Do u have pets

  No I hate animals
  No but I still like animals
  Yes I love animals
  Yes but I don't like animals

Bacon

  Noooo not bacon
  I love bacon
  What is bacon

How to tie a tie

  Waaaaaaaaa
  What's a tie
  I don't need to
  I can

Use question 3 to answer the next 4 questions

What color are the unicorns

  Pink
  Red
  Blue
  Brown
  Green
  White
  Yellow
  Grey
  Rainbow

What are they dancing on

  Clouds
  The street
  Rainbows

How would you describe their fur

  Smiles
  Fluffy
  Bacon