NerdTests.com Test: What will you do when you have to go?

I can hold as much as a vole.. (They legit pee themselves every second of the day)
I'm average... *clasps bladder*
Yeah, a good amount!
I have a bladder of steel!
I'm iron man!

Now, for an actual scenario- You arrive at a campsite that supposedly had cabins, but there aren't any and you really have to go! Reaction?

I'd probably pee myself in shock.
Find a stray cabin or some human establishment just so I can go.
...Is that a river?
Try and hold it. (Me:It's a worm! xD)
Dig a hole in the ground and pee if I was totally desperate.

Your'e in gym class , your bladder is pounding, and the coach says no breaks. What do you do?

No breaks? The only option is too pee right here.. Hm.
Ask him/her politely? They are kinda mean, tho.
Run into a corner and go there. Lel, i'm a ninja!
Try and hold it as you run for your life.
Sneak off and pee somewhere else works, too.
Going in you water bottle's awkward..

Your'e on a hike with 3 to 4 people, and you need to pee extremely bad. Whaddda do?

Gosh, I can't hold it! *pees in frount of everyone*
Do the peepee dance to make it extremely obvious to hurry up.
Be the last person in line and hold yourself.
Stop for a break, and when nobody is looking, run off and pee in the woods.
Lag behind and pee on the trail. Like a ninja, of corse.

The toilet is clogged, your'e extremely slow, and you're going to pee yourself in a matter of minutes. Quick! Where to pee?

No time! *hisssss*
Try to find somewhere sanitary, but i'm too late!(Me: Good for you, caring about health n' stuff.)
The basement floor!
A bucket that's out for some reason!
The shower! Except fully clothed by accident!
The sink! Nice!
Anywhere, as long as I can clean it up!

Quick question, on a scale to one, don need to go, to ten, I ABSOLUTELY FREAKING NEED TO GO YES how much do need to pee?

1
2
3
4-5
6
7
8
9
10

You find yourself stuck on your bed and really need to go! What do you wanna do?

Just get up...
Oh look, a cup.
Try and go back to sleep.. (Me: I hope you don't have a toilet dream..)
Nah, i'll pee right here on my bed. No harm done..

*pokes you* hey, read this and think of the sound, too: Drip drop drip drip drip drop drop.

I HAD TO GO BUT NOW I DON TY
Um...
It's a time waster, you'll never get a drop outta me!

One last question- Your'e at the mall and you desperately need to use a bathroom. Unfortunately, the bathrooms seem very hidden. There's a short time before you pee yourself, what do you do?

Go to my car and pee there.
Still search for a bathroom, but you pee yourself.
Find a crevice or a hidden place and go there.
Ask an employee where a bathroom is.
Find an empty-ish store and go there.

10)

Ya'll gonna' miss me?

Holy crud, your'e southern?
NO.
PLZ DON'T GO...
This doesn't count, right?

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