What do you think a zombie is?

  An undead creature that wants to eat my brain.
  A human that has a brain parasite controlling them.
  How should I know?
  Your mom!

If you were to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, what would you pack?

  Food, weapons, a GPS, that kind of stuff.
  Guns, ammo, and food.
  Chicken!
  Nothing. I'd go to a super market and live off whats there.

How many people would you have with you?

  A few friends.
  My family.
  No one. I'm a loner.
  My boyfriend/girlfriend.

What kind of person are you?

  The one who just starts attacking the enemy.
  The stratigical warrior.
  The wimp who hides.
  The smart guy who hides but has a backup plan even though they usually die first.

If a group of people were under attack, what would you do?

  Leave them. They'll just slow me down.
  Help them! They're in trouble. I'd take them with me.
  Shoot the zombies but leave.
  Help them, give them some materials and directions but leave.

You are...

  Brave. I will kill all the zombies.
  Smart. I go through all enviromental advantages and tactical reason.
  The helpless one. I might as well hide from the zombies. I'm terrified.
  The terrified one but will help my friends with anything I can. (Me: Same.)

You would wear...

  Intimidating clothing.
  Anything I can find.
  I don't see how this has anything to do with a zombie apocalypse. (Me: What if you lost all your clothes! You need to wear something.)
  I'd run around naked.

Which country would you go to?

  America. They have lots of weapons. (Me: Their Black Fridays are lethal. Imagine what people would be like in a zombie apocalypse.)
  England. It's cold but nice.
  Canada. It has a natural wall of cold that will protect you in theory.
  Australia. It's the best place to go to because it's far out in the ocean.

Well, what do you think you got?

  Probably died...
  Killed lots of zombies so I must have lived.
  Would it ever end? We would all die eventually.
  *comes out of a closet and whispers* Is it over? (Me: The apocalypse or the quiz?)