Do you like wearing skirts or dresses

  no
  yes

what kind of shoes do you generally like to wear

  sneakers
  flats

Do you like makeup

  no
  yes

Are your nails any of the following:
dirty, unpolished, bitten, nail polish chipping

  yes
  no way

do you like the movie titanic

  yeah
  no way what a waste of my time

do you like any of the following:
katy perry, justin bieber, one direction, jonas brothers, taylor swift

  of course
  hell no

how messy is your room

  cant see my floor
  really messy
  not bad
  spotless

do you have any boy friends not boyfriends

  of course i do
  yes a few
  no
  no way thats pointless

are you in the popular group

  no i cant stand those girls
  wish i was
  course i am duh

do like soccer

  yes best thing ever
  kinda
  not really
  omg no its like sooooooo boring

are you interested in books/video games meant for guys

  yes the stuff they make for girls is sometimes crap crap crap
  no way thats so gross

are you afraid of the following:
spiders, dark, mice, bugs, getting dirty, being yelled at

  what pointless crap if youre afraid of those im sorry for your lack of brain
  um heck yes all of this is gross or embarrassing

do you like to do what guys sometimes do or simply do your own thing even if others dont or people laugh or dislike you

  yes what do i care what they think of me they can butt out of my life
  no this is not good for my self esteem

what do you think when you see a top with pictures of cute little puppies or kitties

  gross gosh if you actually wear that crap than get a brain please
  omg so cute i totally need that
  meh

do you have a crush on someone

  eeew stupid
  yes

are you clumsy

  pervert so what if i am it doesnt kill anyone
  hell no im always graceful