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Sex - Double Trouble

This woman marries this guy, and decides that she wants many children. So in ten years, they have 20 children, but her husband dies. So she meets another man who also wants plenty of children. So together they have 30 children, but then the woman dies. She's buried in the same church as her first husband, buried right next to him. So at the funeral, after the priest does the prayers, he says "and after many years, now they are together." The living husband stands up and says "Well, hey, thats not fair. I'm right here, and he was dead. The priest looked up and said "I wasnt talking about the husband and her. I meant her legs."

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