Other - Desert Guys.

There are three guys in a desert. Two smart ones and one dumb one. The three guys stumble upon a magic lamp. The smart guys rub it and out come a genie. The genie says

"I'll grant you thhree wishes"

The first guy says:
"I want food"
The second guy says:
"I want water"
the dumb guy says:
"I want a car door!"

After the genie grants them thier wishes, the two guys ask the dumb guy:
"What the hell do you need a car door for?"
The dumb guy replies:
"So I can roll down the window when it gets hot! Dur!"

Rating: 2.67