First, do you consider yourself a redneck?

  Yes
  Mabey just a bit
  No

Which do you say more often?

  You all
  You guys
  Y'all

How do you pronounce the word caramel?

  Car- mole
  Care-mal
  Care-a-mel

Let's say your house is on fire. If you could only save 1 person/thing, what would it be?

  Husband/wife/child
  Pet
  Flat screen TV
  My trusty roll of duct tape

Now, let's pretend you are going on a date. Where do you get flowers?

  Steal them from the cemetery
  Walmart
  Florist shop

Your TV broke! What do you do?

  Call the cable guy
  I am the cable guy
  Buy a new one
  Duct tape fixes everything

What is your favorite sport to watch?

  Football
  Baseball
  Golf( snore )
  Noodelin' ( if you know what this is, there was no point in you taking this test

Please answer this honestly- Do you get upset when you miss an episode of Honey Boo Boo?

  Yes
  No, I hate that show!
  What?
  I love you Honey Boo Boo!!!!!!!

Do you get offended when you hear Honey Boo Boo's family say they are " Real Americans"?

  Yes. It makes me sooooo mad
  No!!! I am just like them
  Who is Honey Boo Boo?

In your entire life, how many things have you fixed with duct tape?

  None
  1 - 5
  5 - 15
  15+

What is your favorite type of music?

  Pop
  Country
  Rock
  Classical( if you click this, you are a loser )