First things first. How much do you need to go?

  1.) Don't need to go whatsoever. (As stated before, this quiz will be best if you have an urge to go.)
  2.) Almost non-existent. I could push if I really tried.
  3.) Getting somewhat uncomfortable. I'm able to hold it in, but I would love to use a restroom.
  4.) It's getting pretty uncomfortable. My stomach is starting to cramp, and it's difficult to sit still.
  5.) Getting a little desperate for the restroom... I think if I stopped holding and sat still, I would lose it. I can feel it coming out.
  6.) I'm very close to having an accident!!! I think I have maybe 10 minutes tops. I can feel it coming out and it won't stop. At this point, I think I may not make it.
  7.) I lost control and let a little bit out. I'm not finished yet though.
  8.) I couldn't hold it anymore and pooped my pants completely.

If your need to go was less than 3, then go eat something that makes your bowels move. Don't eat if it will make you sick, and try to eat healthy. Wait about 20 minutes and then come back to the test. If you are bored, try reading some stuff online. Maybe take some other quizzes in the background.

  1.) No change, but wow, that was a good meal!
  2.) I need to go somewhat more.
  3.) My need to go has substantially increased.
  4.) I lost control, but I managed to stop just in time!
  5.) I think the food was a little too filling. I completely pooped my pants!

If there is a toilet available right now, I want you to go and sit down on it with your pants/underwear still on for 2 minutes. Just relax and think about how relieving it would be to let go. Don't fight the urge. If a toilet is not available, just relax and imagine the same thing.

  1) Still nothing.
  2) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.)I relaxed a bit too much and lost control, thankfully I didn't go all the way.
  5.) *Poops pants* Ah... Sweet relief

Now, time for some imagination. I want you to imagine yourself being very desperate to go number 2. You can feel the poop touching the cloth of your underwear, and if you relaxed, you would have an accident. To your dismay, there is no bathroom nearby. You try your best to hold it in despite all the odds. Eventually, no matter how hard you try to hold it, your body decides to give in and relieve itself, pushing a firm, warm, squishy mess in the seat of your underwear. You can feel your underwear start to bulge and get heavier as the mess enters. It's quite obvious what happened due to the brown lump and the smell. Although somewhat embarrassed, you like the feeling. The relief is amazing after waiting so long. You're not really sure why you put effort into holding it in the first place. Sitting on it feels rather messy and squishy. You decided to clean up and shower because of how messy it is. Did this do anything?

  1.) Nope.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3). My need to go has increased substantially
  4.) I pooped somewhat, but regained control.
  5.) Why are my pants so heavy now? *checks back of pants* Oh... I see

Put yourself on the edge of the toilet seat and really push for 15 seconds. If you still aren't on the toilet, just find another flat surface to sit on and push.

  1,) Didn't change my need to go.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.) Oops... I think I may have lost a little.
  5.) I would've gone completely, but the thing I'm going on is stopping it.
  6.) I completely pooped my pants.

Stay on the middle of the toilet where you usually go and push lightly for 5 seconds. If you still don't have access to a toilet, sit in a squatting position similar to it and do the same thing.

  1.) This did not affect my need to go.
  2.) My need to go increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially!
  4.) I pooped a little bit, but not all the way.
  5.) Oops... I pushed a little too hard and pooped my pants.

Take a look back at question #2 (lol that was 100% unintentional, I promise.) If your need to go is less than 5, have a glass of water and wait 10 minutes. Sometimes this helps to get the bowels moving more. If you're impatient, you can skip this if you really want.

  1.) This did not affect my need to go.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.) I pooped somewhat, but regained control.
  5.) I completely pooped my pants.

Brace yourself. These next challenges are going to be pretty tough.

  1.) This will be easy.
  2.) I made it this far. I'm sure I'll be alright!
  3.) You mean those questions before were EASY?...
  4.) At this rate, I think my pants will be the toilet...
  5.) I already pooped my pants.

Here starts the first challenge. I want you to do 10 squats (or however much you are physically capable of.) You are free to hold it, and you can take short breaks if you are about to lose it.

  1.) This did not affect my need to go.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.) I pooped somewhat, but regained control.
  5.) I completely pooped my pants.

Do 9 more squats (or again, as much as you are physically capable of.) This time, push slightly at the end of each squat.

  1.) Didn't change my need to go.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.) I pooped somewhat, but regained control.
  5.) I completely pooped my pants.

Final challenge. Go back into squatting position and PUSH as hard as you can for 20 seconds (without hurting yourself of course). No holding or anything.

  1.) This did not affect my need to go.
  2.) My need to go has increased somewhat.
  3.) My need to go has increased substantially.
  4.) I pooped somewhat, but regained control.
  5.) I think I may have pushed too hard. I pooped my pants.

Now we're at the end of the quiz. Are you still clean?

  1.) Perfectly clean still.
  2). Not really. I have a few skidmarks here and there.
  3.) No. I lost a little bit.
  4.) I guess you could say that...But I'm just barely hanging on here. I probably will end the quiz in pooped pants.
  5.) Definitely not. I completely pooped my pants/underwear.

You're free to use the toilet now! Make sure you get there before it's too late... Or use your pants instead if you wish. What did you do?

  1.) I still don't have a need to go so I didn't bother.
  2.) Sweet! I made it to the bathroom on time.
  3.) I already pooped my pants somewhat, but made the rest in the toilet.
  4.) I don't think I can even make it to the bathroom at this point. I'm close to losing it.
  5.) Too late for that. I already pooped my pants/underwear.

Congrats! You made it through the quiz. I hope you enjoyed it. Did you? (doesn't matter towards the results of course)

  1.) Yes! (Me: Glad you did!)
  2.) Not really, but it wasn't bad either. (Me: Understandable.)
  3.) Not so much. (Me: Thanks for your honesty.)