Read the following statement 3 times.
Read a bOOk In Teslia, PotatO.
Read a bOQk In Teslia, PotatO.
Read a b0Qk 1n Ieslia, Potat6.
Your reaction?

  (strange face)
  (urges to eat potato in book, teslia)
  (this makes no sense)
  (laughing)

Do you ever burst out laughing for no reason?

  No, never.
  Haha, who'd do that?
  All the time.
  Sometimes...

Do you have any irrational fears?

  No, none at all. (Are you sure your fears are rational?)
  Yeah. I have 3-8.
  I practically have omniphobia...
  1 or 2, I guess.

Do your friends ever call you crazy?

  Yeah, all the time.
  What friends?
  Yep! Of course, in a lighthearted manner.
  Nope! I just call myself crazy.

Do you hear weird noises or see strange things?

  Yes.
  When I'm tired sometimes.
  No.

Do your dreams scare you?

  No, they're not too different from real life.
  No, I know they're just dreams.
  Hell yes. They're just plain wierd.

OH HELLO ARE YOU POTATO

  N/A
  Yes.
  I'm pretty sure I'm not.
  No, but I AM a person. Not too different, right?

Are you crazy?

  No, YOU are.
  I don't know. Are you?
  Yes, of course I am!
  No. I don't think I am insane.
  Is that squirrel purple?

Are you a boy or a girl or a boy or a girl or a boy or a girl?

  A boy.
  A girl.
  Or a boy.
  Or a girl.
  Or a boy or a girl...
  Is this a trick question?

What is the question?

  6 * 7
  What is the question?
  Why are you a camel?
  You tell me.