first off, are you a brony
(answer carefull)

  no bronies suck they ruin the internet
  YES I AM A BRONY I MASTER BAIT TO CARTOON PONIES *fapfapfap*
  whats a brony
  f*** you
  bagel

do you like pokemon

  yes it is awesome
  kinda
  NO ITS FOR KIDS
  ererrr

who is a better pokemon anime character brock or cilan

  cilan
  brock
  tracey
  joey wheeler
  i dont watch pokemon

what attack would you use on a pikachu

  NUKE BECAUSE PIKACHU IS OVER RATED
  earthquake
  splash
  stop talking about pokemon

whats a better game of these

  pokemon
  portal 2
  cod bEcAuZ U CaN shOOT zoMBIes LOLolOlOLOl
  the punch myself in the face game

what food of these do you like

  chicken
  toast
  bagels
  chocolate
  fruits
  styrofoam

how do you cook an egg for yourself

  frie
  scramble
  boil
  i hate eggs you should too
  i put it on my head

AAAHHH THERES A WASP IN YOUR HAIR

  AAAAAAA GET IT OFF IM GOING TO DIE
  who cares
  *takes it off and puts it in my hair*
  i know, it is my pet say hello to him
  what hair

are you as bored as me

  no, you should get a life
  yes
  no if i was bored id jump off a cliff