Who was Kong Fuzi?

  A Chinese scholar
  A Japanese emperor
  An American with a weird name
  You tell me!

An electric train is going 100 mph. to the north. The wind is blowing south at 2mph. Which way is the steam blowing?

  South.
  North.
  It isn't.
  West.
  East.

How do you spell anser correctly?

  Anser of course!
  How am I supposed to know?!
  Answer!
  Anser? What is anser?

Do you feel stupid?

  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  YES!
  NO!
  Yes.
  No.
  Yes
  No
  TO MANY ANSWERS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!!!! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!!!!

Are you ever called stupid?

  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  YES!
  NO!
  Yes.
  No.
  yes
  no
  mabye

Alexander The Great's father was Phillip of _________. Fill in the blank.

  Egypt.
  Greece.
  China.
  Egypt!
  Greece!
  China!
  EGYPT!!!!!!!!
  GREECE!!!!!!!!
  MACEDONIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rats did not carry the Black Death alone. What helped?

  Germs!
  Dogs!
  QUESTION TO HARD!!!!!! BRAIN OVERLOAD!!!! HELP!!!!!
  Fleas!

Atilla the ___= Atilla the blank. What is blank?

  Stupid!
  Weird named dude!
  Stupid.
  Weird named dude.
  Hunter!
  Hunter.
  Hun!
  Hun.
  Who'd name their kid Atilla? Barbarians?

Confucius was who?

  Roman!
  Roman
  Chinese
  Chinese!
  Teacher
  Kong Fuzi!
  Who?
  I won't answer!