1)
Think about the answer before looking at the answers! Three guys walk up to the top of a tower. One jumps off, one steps of the edge and one falls off. They are all at the bottom of the tower and still alive. How (they are normal human beings, exclued magic)?
That makes no sense, how can they fall that far without dieing!?
COOKIES!
With magic! (No you fool, "exclueding magic")
I have the answer! You did not say how tall the tower is it is probably a foot tall (some other logical answer)
Same as above but there could be other possibilities too.
Awww, riddles, my head hurts!
I'm sure I'd know if I was there.
It is possible because you said so.
This is stupid!!!
2)
What do you do most in your spare time when none of your friends are around?
Go find my friends!
Video Games
Read a fiction book
Read a non-fiction book
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The internet
Watch TV or a Movie
Spy on the neighboors
Nothing my life is empty now
3)
Why do you do what you do in the above answer?
I love the creativity it must have taken for the creators!
All the effort put into it.
All those things that happend once for real!
I need something to make take my mind off life!
I like the way I can influence what happens or how my imagination and perspective effects the story.
I like to just think about stuff.
I need my friends, I am nothing without them
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Not a clue...
4)
5)
Do you even belive in magic?
YES!!! IT DEFINITLY EXISTS!!!
Abra-Kadabra!
It might exist
Only in stories.
I don't get it...
Since GOD most definitly exists then yes.
Magic is the manipulation of the laws of the universe, therefor magic cannot be disproved.
Science is true not magic, there is no evidence!
Magic would be awesome and I love magic so it must be true
6)
Do you...
...make sure to be fashionable
...wonder what these dots are for
...beat up nerds to be cool and because you can
...try to have as many friends as possible
...not have time for friends
...do all your homework before having any fun whatsoever
...belive in yourself
...seem to not care what anyone thinks of youand are totally immune to mental abuse (insults). With the possible exception of friends
...eat pie
7)
How is your life? Can you tell the difference between fact and fiction? How much do you think?
I live in a gingerbread house and have a pet llama who eats bombs for breakfast, um nom nom nom nom BANG!!!
I live a pretty ordinary life for an elf, I fly to the local clan meeting every week, enjoy casting fire balls and burning humans, that sort of thing
Fact or Fiction? We detect both as electrical signals in our brain how can we know the difference? Is there a difference?
Thinking? What's a fiction? My life has lots of friends...
I get up, go to work, come back, watch TV, go down to the pub, go to bed, rinse and repeat
Every day is a new day, anything could happen!
Pah, how is my life! However I want it!
I've got seven A*s in boring, useless facts, and writing stuff! I've got the most successful life ever!
I once ate a cow, my life changed that day!
8)
How intelligent are you (in order)?
Duh...
What does "inelignent" do?
Pancakes!!!
Not so smart
Meh, normal
1337!one1
Above average
One of the most intelligent people, I wasam in top set in most classes
I look down upon others, the human race is so mentally flawed. I feel burdened with intellect because of the "inferiors" I have to put up with day after day...
9)
Which of these powers would you choose?
Super strengh, all the better for beating people to a pulp with.
Almost-Undetectableness, sort of like invisibility only there is no sound or extra radiation. Touch is the only thing availiable for detection.
Laser-eyes. It's in the name.
Telekinesis. The ability to move objects with out touching them or appling any force to them, except for the force of your mind
Super-Speed. You can run as fast as a bullet!
Whatever is in the movies right now, in it!
Flight! Wouldn't you love to soar as free as the birds?
Super-Intellect. Not satisfied with your current IQ? Recieve this boost to IQ 300!!!
Whatever Master Chief has!
10)
Use your imagination! Which of the below best suits the sort of things you imagine.
Donuts...ummmmmmm...
This happens and that happpens and then all of a sudden something awesome happens!
You think over the day you just had or are experiencing.
Your mind has escaped to fairy land, it will return once something loud goes off, or if someone prods you in the arm.
Awesome ninja kills, blowing people up, explosions!!!
My friends
My life, because I have one. I think about MSN, the latest fashions, squishing nerds, etc
The answer to life, the universe and everything! or something similar.
Media. That awesome TV show, how you killed all the n00bs online because you're 1337 (or vice versa), etc