are you a werewolf?

  yes
  no
  maybe
  thats why i'm here
  i like pie

do you eat meat

  yes
  no
  meat is for losers

are you friends with vampires?

  yes
  no
  SOUP!!!!

do you like werewolf books?

  yes
  no
  i dont read

do lunar cycles affect your life?

  yes
  no
  whats a lunar cycle
  i dont have a life

have you ever howled at the moon?

  yes
  no
  i dont have a problem, stop tormenting me

do dogs randomly bark at you?

  yes
  no
  whats a dog?

do you have a problem around silver?

  yes
  no
  stop harrasing me

did you like this test?

  yes
  no
  i like potatos