First. Do you think you love apples?

  I live on them!!
  What the fart is an apple? (Me: fart you)
  They're okay, I don't depend on them :/

Which color apple do you like the best?

  Uhm...Blue?
  ALL OF THEM!! GREEN RED AND YELLOW
  Red and yellow...I don't like sour stuff :/
  Wait....I thought there was only red apples!

Okay, how do you eat an apple?

  I bite it because I'm normal :/
  YOU SHOVE THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR MOUTH
  Ya gotta cut it up and take the skin off!
  You don't eat it

Is a pineapple considered an apple? :/

  Uhm...I mean it has the word "apple" in it so yeah?
  Does it taste like an apple? NO!! So therefore. It isn't an apple.
  yes... (me: sussy baka :/)

This has nothing to do with the quiz, but. What do you think of the show "Wednesday?" (No effect on score)

  I haven't watched it :/
  yasss!! best show ever
  nope to boring
  eeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!! don't tell me about that monster!!!!!!!!!

Back on topic!! How many apples have you eaten in your life?

  ...3...million😳
  1..just 1
  none >:3
  the average amount :3 52

Which phone company do you use out of these choices?

  Apple!!😁
  Android...😬
  What's a phone?

Now, do you think you love apples?

  Thats what I took the quiz for :/
  YAAAAAASSSSSS!!! I TOLD YOU I LIVE ON THEM!!!!!!
  Nope :3

Did you like the quiz? (No effect on score)

  Yeah! You should make another one!
  It was okay, I guess. You could make it better :/
  Nah! You totally blew it!