Challenge 1: Do not fall off the balance beam.
What do you do?

  Make an alliance!
  Join an alliance!
  Push people off to make more room.
  Do nothing.
  Tell another contestant to stop fooling around.

Challenge 2: Complete the obstacle course.
What do you do?

  Race to the end!
  Help your team!
  Pick a buddy!
  Fall off.
  Antagonize your opponents!

Challenge 3: Do the test!
What do you do?

  Do the test. Duh.
  Find a mini-me!
  Nothing. I'm dead.
  Kick people!
  CHEAT
  Get scared!
  Fall in a hole.

Challenge 5: Cross a bridge!
What do you do?

  Cross the bridge.
  Strategize about how to get across.
  Do nothing.
  Get revenge!
  Jump into the gorge for no reason.

Cake at Stake! 1
Is there anything special you want to do?

  Keep my Win Token. I mean, there's nothing mean I did that'll make people want to vote me!
  Cry with the Speaker Box.
  Look at the cupcakes.
  Slap the Speaker Box for saying 'apiece'.
  No, not really.

Challenge 6: Cross the three islands! Unfortunately, you hate your team.
What do you do?

  Drag your teammates through the course.
  Claim leadership over the team.
  Don't pick a fight.
  Do nothing.

Challenge 7: Solve the puzzle!
What do you do?

  Solve... the... puzzle...
  Turn into a bubble!
  Let your teammates solve the puzzle.
  Try to solve the puzzle upside-down.

Challenge 8: Relay race! You are chosen to race 3rd for your team.
What do you do?

  Drag your teammate through the course.
  Take it slow, your teammates are fast enough.
  Do the race quickly and without complaint.
  ...muffins.

Challenge 9: Three-legged race!
What do you do?

  Lead your team!
  Tie your teammates up for them.
  Bleh!
  Uhh, just a second, guys, I'm trying to - oof! Ack! Ow! Ooch! Careful! Owch! Eek! WHY ME!?
  Wait impatiently over there.

Challenge 10: Cry!
What do you do?

  Cry a bit.
  Crying is for WIMPS!
  Slap!
  Melt Ice Cube!

Cake at Stake! 2
Anything special you want to do?

  SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP
  Recite your chances of winning to the nearest thousandth!
  Pretend there's cake.
  No; in fact, I will do exactly nothing to begin with.

Challenge 11: Stay in the air!
What's your strategy?

  Magic tricks!
  Go for the biggest team!
  Go for the smallest team to ensure your safety.
  Pop the pink balloons! Pink is too girly!
  Ignite Bomby!
  Dodge ALL the nails!
  Sit back and relax.

Challenge 12: Climb the ladder!
What's your strategy?

  Climb the ladder with efficiency and speed!
  Keep an eye out for distractions.
  Help your friends!
  Ask your friends for help!

Congratulations! At this point, all you have to do to stay in is be nice and play well! Are you excited?

  Yeah!
  Nope, not really.
  Bleh!
  *slap* Don't call me Needy!
  Points!
  As long as there's no maroon balls...