Are you good at knocking out people?

  YES, I'M THE BEST!
  I would get caught in an instant
  Are you kidding me?
  Only if it's a last resort

Who is your favorite ninja from history?

  Fujibayashi Nagato
  Momochi Sandayu
  Ishikawa Goemon
  I don't know any

What would your ninja name be?

  The Iron Basilisk
  Name?
  Hideaki
  Isamu

Who would tell about your skills first?

  My best friend
  Social Media/Forums
  My family
  NO ONE!

Do you like using the internet?

  YES, IT'S SO COOL!
  yeah sure
  No, I don't use it at all
  sometimes

Are you on the grid?

  I use all sorts of communication, from radio to ethernet! :D
  I guess so
  I like to use the internet a lot
  No, I'm completely off the grid, don't you fret.

Would you form a clan? and if so, with who?

  No, I can work alone
  Me and my best friend want to be ninjas
  yeah, I would invite everyone I know! :D
  Yes, but only with someone with plenty of ninjutsu experience and that I trust.

Do you still want your life?

  No, go ahead and finish me off
  Yes, I want to be a ninja and to play chess and esports too!
  Yeah, I just need some more practice is all.
  Life? Being a ninja means no other hobbies (including taking random online quizes)

Are you taking this test?

  Yes
  Uh, yeah
  OF COURSE I AM!
  No, I sent a carrier pigeon to my friend's house to take the test for me.