Someone asks you to get off their chair. What do you do?

  Yell at them
  Throw the chair at them
  Ask them to slowly walk away
  Get off and stand on a different chair
  Ask if you can keep standing on the chair
  Ignore them
  Start jumping on the chair
  Fall back on purpose
  Stare at them creepily until they leave

Someone asks you to get them a chair. What do you do?

  Get them a chair nicely
  Surf the chair over to them
  Take someone elses chair
  Start chucking chairs everywhere
  Give them a chair with a tack on it
  Punch their toe
  Give them a chair, and while they are distracted, take their wallet
  Give them a chair upside-down
  Smash through the window and escape

You can't find your wallet. What do you do?

  Blame everyone else
  Ask a chair for directions
  Mug the first person you see
  Do nothing
  Become alcoholic
  Die
  Look for it
  Take someone elses
  Get a new one

Why do you want a chair license?

  To have the right to stand on everything
  To rid the world of chairs
  To be qualified to stand on things safely
  To stand
  To take control of other peopes chairs
  To throw chairs with no one stopping me
  To steal all the chairs
  To mock people with the fact that I can stand on thing freely and they can't
  To end the war between chairs and humans

What company owns the right of chair licenses

  Apple Inc.
  Microsoft
  Chair License Co.
  Cordless Inc.
  Samsung
  Sony
  Sharp Ind.
  Fat R Us
  The Industry of Standing

Who is the CEO of the company that owns the rights to Chair Licenses?

  Timothy Halbert
  Obama Bin Laden
  Victor Von Voofelshtompt
  Joshua Dunahm
  George Brindley
  Gregory Lane
  Michael Maron
  Thomas Patrick
  Matt Elias

What kind of chair are you sitting on?

  I'm standing
  I too lazy to check
  WHERE IS MY CHAIR?!
  Robert
  Microsoft
  Cordless Inc.
  I have three different chairs that I'm sitting on at once
  My sister
  It doesn't have a label

What is the first thing you will do after you get a chair license?

  Brag about it
  Put it to good use
  Encourage other people to get one
  Tell people how great chairs are
  Destroy it
  Get another one
  Declare all chairs to be mine
  Stand on my chair proudly
  None of the above

If you put a chair on it's side, is it still a chair?

  Dependant on which side
  Yes
  No
  Only if the wind is pointing west
  Only if the chair had five legs
  Only if I sit on it
  Yes, if I put a label that says "Chair" on it
  Only if it is aluminium
  I don't care