1) Are you a guy or a gal?

guy
gal

2) When's the last time you showered?

within the last 16 hours
16 to 30 hours ago
over 30 hours ago, but not more than 2 days ago
more than two days ago
I am showering right now!

3) How about brushing your teeth?

less than 8 hours ago
8 - 16 hours ago
over 16 hours ago

4) Do you pick your nose?

Uck! No!
very, very rarely, and only if no one is around
sometimes
yes, and I sometimes eat the boogers

5) Have you ever shot snot by intentionally plugging one nostril (e.g. with your thumb) and blowing hard out the other nostril?

huh?
no
only to clear out a difficult one
it's a fun game I play with my friends!

6) How do you take care of gas (poot)?

hold it in until no one is around/nearby
go to the restroom and take care of it there
let it out, hoping that it is silent and non-lethal
only around close friends, it'll be held otherwise
farts are something to be proud of!!! Toot!

7) Do you ever have "racing stripes" in your underpants?

Eww!!! Never!
I wipe thoroughly, thank you!
err... rarely
that's something that cannot be helped, yo

8) Look at your toilet...

it's so clean you could eat off of it!
it is really clean... (you should never eat off of it, that's gross!)
it's okay... there's some "stuff" but only below the rim
it's nothing worse than you would see in an interstate restroom
I've left a floater in it!

9) When you clip your fingernails...

I do it in the bathroom, with no one around
I clip them as necessary, keeping the clippings in a neat pile so that I can toss them
I clip them where ever, often I lose a clipping or two
clip fingernails?! I chew 'em (seriously, it's a problem, I know!)

10) What about clipping your toenails?

that is only done privately, like in the bathroom
I take care of them where ever, sometimes around family or friends, keeping track of all clippings
I clip where ever, work included
clip?! I chew 'em off

11) Are you, by chance, a male under the age of 15?

yes
no

12) Are you full of acne?

no, my skin is clean
no, but I have a pimple pop up here and there
yes, but I try to take care of it
yes, it's bad too
if you squeeze my face it'd pop goo all over the place

13)
Hypothetically, if I paid you $200 to eat these worms, would you?

eww! gross! never!
you'd have to pay me a lot more!
yes!
$200!!! I'd do it for free!

14) Are you grossly obese?

yes
not really; I am quite a bit overweight though
no, I could stand to lose a few
I am trim!
no! I'm so tiny, you can easily make out my cheek and rib bones

15) Alright, last question. Do you feel gross for just taking this quiz?

yes, I almost gagged on a question or two
not really
I *AM* gross, this quiz only make me think of all the gross things I want to do