1) do you make odd noises in public?

Yes
No
no, MOOOOOOO!
does the mall count?
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!
sometimes

2) do your friends tell you to shut up more than 12 times a day?

Yes
No
LALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALAL,, NO! GOSH!
i dont have friends
talking is for NERDS! LIKE ME!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my friends dont talk to me anymore

3) do you wrestle your feiends cat?

Yes
No
BOOM! BANG! MEEOW! FOO FOO SHUT UP!
does takeling count?
only on wednsdays
what if your friend has a gerbil? SHEESH!

4) do you think the name sally is funny?

Yes
No
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH SALLY HAHAHAH ...NO
what kind of a name is sally?
im confused
you betcha!

5) if your house was on fire, and you had to get one thing what would you pick?

band aids
clown shoes!
i dont have hands!
im confused!
a false moustache
my dog

6) do you think clowns are creepy?

Yes
No
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY CLOWNS!
clowns think im creepy!
clowns are for 3 year olds
what are clowns?

7) how many soda have you had today?

0
3
7
19
i dont know
i lost count at 27

8) what color is your carpet in your bedroom?

blue
white
yellow
brown
purple
i dont have carpet!

9) are you confused why i asked that question?

Yes
No
Huh
PANCAKES!
I DONT KNOW!
STOP YOUR CONFUSING ME!

10) how many hours did you sleep last night?

9
a little over 8
less than 5
less than 2
i don know how to sleep!
im confused!

11) do you laugh at funny jokes?

Yes
No
if there funny
who tells jokes?
im confused
whatever

12) do you smash things for fun?

Yes
No
YEAH!
sometimes
im confused
yea sure whatever

13) did you pick im confused for more than 5 questions?

Yes
No
maybe!
im confused
uh is this a trick question?
what?

14) write this on a peice of paper: 23x8=? solve the answer!

96
184
im confused
who cares?
why are you asking me a math problem
1919192192393933

15) are you still confused

Yes
No
what?
im confused!
why would i be confused?
maybye!