1) Do you have kids running around with Germ-X?

Yes
No
Heck YES!!
Absolutly NO! We are a sofisticated school.

2) Is more than half your class home sick?

Yes
No
Oh, did we have school today?
What about skippin' ?

3) Did your school get on the NEWS for the most people absent?

Yes
No
Why would you ask that?
We don't have a NEWS station.

4) Is there more puke in the bathroom than poop?

Yes
No
Maybe...
I don't check!!! You sick freak!

5) Is the office considered the "Sick Zone"?

Yes
No
Yeah, we even have an ambulance!
What's a zone?

6) How many kids have gone home today?

10-15
20-30
50-70
100-10,000,000,000

7) Do you hold your breath in the hallways?

Yes
No
I'm too scared to go in the hallways!
Why do you want to know??

8) What do you do when you hear "GERMS"?

Freak out
Nothing
GERMS!!! Run!!!!
What?

9) Does the sidewalk seem to move away from you?

Yes
No
How did you know??
This is so dumb!!

10) Why did you take this test?

Bored
Hungry
I don't know
More than half our school is out sick!!