How often do you think about it?

  It occupies my mind all the time!
  A lot!
  Quite a bit.
  Sometimes....
  Hardly ever.
  Never! It's from the past, I'm over it.
  What secret?

How embarrassing is it to think about? ie. How ashamed are you of your secret?

  It's soooo embarrassing! I can't bear it!
  Very!
  Moderately.
  Not really. It's pretty normal.
  I'm not embarrassed at all.
  What secret?

How would you feel if your mother knew your secret?

  NOOOOO!! PLEASE SHOOT ME!
  Ashamed, very ashamed!
  Angry or sad
  Happy! (If so, refer to question 5)
  Slightly annoyed that so-and-so told
  Meh, who cares?
  I don't have a secret.

If you answered "Happy" in questions 3 or 4, why?

  I didn't.
  I want to get it off my chest but I don't know how to tell people.
  Because they will help me through it.
  Because I want people to believe bad/embarrassing/etc things about me.
  I don't have a secret.

Who, if anyone, knows your secret?

  I don't have a secret, so nobody.
  Nobody!!
  One person I can trust very much.
  A few close friends.
  Quite a few, but they understand me.
  Quite a few, but I haven't told them the whole story.
  Almost everyone! I'm just keeping it from the person it's about, and I know nobody will tell him/her.
  Almost everyone! I don't really care who knows.

Would you tell anyone in the future?

  What is there to tell?
  Yes, I'm gonna break the news tomorrow.
  Yes, I'd tell everyone once I get over it.
  Yes, I'd tell my close friends and/or family.
  Yes, I'd tell one person, maybe when I'm really old and I don't know those people anymore.
  Not really. I'm terrified of what they'll think.
  NO! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!!

How long have you kept it a secret?

  Since forever!!!!
  A long time.
  A little while.
  It started yesterday, and I'm so shocked!
  It started yesterday, and I couldn't care less.
  I don't have any secrets.

What kind of secret is it?

  I like someone!
  I like someone, and I wish I didn't.
  I like someone, but people would tease me if they knew.
  An aspect of my personality that I've kept hidden.
  I did something really mean, or something that people would criticise me for.
  I don't have a secret.
  Something else.
  I'm not telling! Someone's looking over my shoulder!
  I'm not telling! I'm too embarrassed to even think about it!

Last question - Do you constantly worry that people will guess or find out?

  Yes!!!! It must be so obvious!!!!
  Yes, lots!
  A bit.
  Not really....
  Not at all.
  What secret?