What's your favorite pastime activity?

  Doing my homework. I have to keep up with school, ya know!
  Catching frisbees
  I LOVE ice cream!!!! Come on, pant, pant. Give me some!!!!
  Dude, the clock's tickin'. Gotta finish this history quiz!
  Man, that bone looks sooooo appealing......

What food do you prefer?

  Ruff! What you mean?
  Duh! Lasagna , of course!
  Chocolate, potatoes, and onions
  Human food! You expect I'm a dog?

Which choice is most appealing?

  Ruff! Ruff! Hello, I just met you and I LOVE you!!!!
  Hello, good morning, ya all! Did you do your homework last night by any chance?
  Mmmmmm..... I want FOOD......
  What?! It's a hot DOG? Bleh, no me gusta nada!!!!!!
  Hi!! Can I sniff you? Mmm.... Your paw smells like sardines.... Me like!

How many times a day do you poop?

  One. Right before breakfast.
  Two. Once after school and once after dinner.
  Four! Once after breakfast, once after lunch, once at noon, and once at night!
  I don't poop. I'm a skin cell.
  Uhhhh.... What kind of question is this, may I ask?

What does your fart smell like?

  Tuna-fish
  What? Embarrassing!
  Bones,because I eat them so much!!!!
  Poop!!!!

Do you enjoy school?

  Of course! How am I supposed to attend Harvard if I don't get straight A pluses?
  No, not really. But I do manage to get Cs.
  Oh yeah!!! We get delicious treats when we finally sit down and listen!!!!
  Kindergartener......
  I don't even go to school!!! Don't ask me!
  Why did I even want to take this stupid test in the first place??????

What is your favorite thing to do?

  Sleep
  Guard
  Study.duh!
  Run around in circles! Yip,yip ,yip!!!!

How long do you do out doorsy activities a day?

  About five minutes. I walk to work / school and back.
  About an hour. I really like tennis.
  About five hours!!!! My companion and I throw those balls back and forth!!! So much fun!!!
  Out doors???? Never heard of it.

Do you like deodorant ?

  Yes,yes! Finally this test is getting human!
  Deoderent ? What's deoderent ? Is it anything like bones? ME LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  No.stinky.
  Zzzzzzzzzz........
  Get that gem! Hit him! Hit him HARDER!