Your friend says she'll be ready in a minute, This means:

  She'll be ready in sixty seconds.
  She'll be ready in 5 minutes
  She'll be ready in half an hour.
  She'll be ready in an hour.

You had a REALLY bad day, you talk to your friend about it on the phone, you start to cry, your friend...

  Tell you she is coming over with ice cream.
  Tell you that you are a wonderful person.
  Says, " hang on one sec, I have another call coming through"
  Whatever! Then starts eating on the phone REALLY loudly.

Your at the cinema, your friend needs to use the toilet. What does your friend do?

  She goes to the toilet before the movie starts.
  She asked you to come with her to the toilets.
  She holds it in for the whole movie because she doesn't use public toilets.
  Holds it in for as long as she can then in the middle of the movie she asks you to come with her to the toilets

You see a shy girl walk by, you noticed that she always sits on the lunch table by herself in the cafeteria, you want to talk to her and get to know her better, you tell your friend, she says,

  You read my mind! Lets go!
  Her? Really? If you say so.
  Funny joke. She is SUCH a freak!
  I see your plan. We pretend to be her friend then steal her money.

Your friend has a rip in her jeans, you point it out to her, she....

  Laughs, either sews it up herself or ignores it.
  A little sad, and she donates the jeans to charity.
  Throws the jeans away and goes shopping for a new one.
  She says she put it there.

A person says to you that your freiend is way prettier than you infront of her. Your friend says,

  She says that you are way prettier than her and then tells him to go away.
  Asks him to stop insulting everyone.
  Defends you then once your gone asks for his phone number.
  She says," I know, I'm prettier than everyone."

You both like the same guy and the guy perfers you and you go out on a date. What does your friend do?

  She says," Have fun on your date, Im ok. There are plenty of other fish in the sea."
  She says," I am disappointed but he prefers you so,"
  She says, "You are the worst friend EVER! So stole him from me!"
  She goes to your date then attempts to make out with your boyfriend.

You get her something she doesn't like for her birthday, when you give it to her. How does she react?

  She answers in a way where it sounds like she likes it but she is answering in way where she's not lying, e.g. You say,"Do you like it?" , she says,"Who wouldn't?"
  She lies to your face.
  She says, "Its not my favourite present!"
  She says, "I hate it! What kind of crap is this?!

You go shopping with your friend. What does she want to do?

  She wants to do community service.
  She wants to go to the shops and see the latest fashions.
  Stare at boys in the men section.
  Go to the most expensive store in the shopping centre because they have the best stuff to shoplift.