do you practice the bushido?

  yes
  no
  what?

may your decendants be wealthy and prosporous. provide a most honerable answer

  may your chewing gum never lose its flavor.
  may your socks always match
  may 1000 blessings rain down upon your home.
  may your face freeze in a bowl of lemonade

you see a ninja in a tree during war. you have your iron blade drawn and he has not seen you. what do you do?

  pass him off as a friendly
  assume he is an enemy and advance in to kill
  assume he is enemy and call in an archer to kill.
  get a diamo to confirm his alignment and carry out 1 or 3

the longevity of your training must be

  as long as possible
  1to 5 years
  2 to 9 yars

your sword is

  as long as possible
  iron or obsidian
  a weapon
  an extention of your own body

you in the middle of battle and a friend of yours is wounded what should you do?

  get him healed up after the battle
  defend him with his blade and yours.
  put him out of his misery
  use him as a shield

bonus question-the penalty for atemted suicide is

  cake
  death
  school
  hard labor

are you as racist as you think you are?

  yes
  no
  i don't know, oh! hi me! can you answer this question for me?

do you have HONER!?

  yes sensei
  no
  i don't know, oh! hi me! can you answer this question for me?
  sir yes sir!