does your cat constantly stare at you?

  yeah
  no that's just creepy
  i have no idea
  i dont even have a cat!

when ever you turn around is your cat there??

  OMG he's there right now!
  sometimes..
  i have no idea..

does your cat bite you ..?

  yeah
  noooooooooooooooooooooo
  sometimes

is your cat black?

  yes
  no

has your cat ever attacked you?

  yes
  no

does your cat follow you around the house?

  noooo that's just creepy
  yes, he's right next to me now
  occassionaly..

does your cat think he is boss of the house?

  of course.. who else would be boss?
  ummm.. no?
  i dont no.

has your cat stared at you so long that you fell asleep and woke up and it was still staring at you?

  no... not as far as i can remember
  i dont think so..
  yes

has your cat got into your room when you where positive the door was locked?

  no
  yes
  that's impossible

how old is your cat

  1-4
  4-8
  8+
  i have no idea

does your cat scratch you atleast once per week?

  sometimes
  yes
  no why would my cat do that??

does your cat come into your room at midnight and start meowing?

  well of course he does that every night!
  yes
  no..
  wow man this test is scary...

do you like your cat?

  of course
  no he's a scary dude!
  it depends on the day..

lastly.. this is the most important quetion you will ever face... in your opinion is your cat evil?

  yes!!!!!
  no that's madness
  sometimes it depends.
  i dont now!