do you here your dog scratching and barking at you door at night

  yes...
  no, not at all
  sometimes, when he is mad at me
  sometimes, when he wants to cuddle

is your dog staring at you right now

  no he is outside my window sleeping
  ya, he is on my lap
  ow he bit me!
  no

does your dog jump on you???

  yes!
  not even once
  sometimes

has he ever brought you soething he killed?

  yes, he atacked and killed a person
  never
  once, a skerul, normal right?

does he fight with other dogs who get near you

  no, he makes friends (he could be getting help)
  yes (he is protecting you or saving you for him)

does he drool around you??

  yes (GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!)
  not even once
  yes, when i have food

does sleep with you?

  ya...
  i dont let him
  he sleeps outside cause he bites... OHHHHHHHHHH!

is your dog ready to let out the truth

  he is trying to keep me from knowin, i think
  most likely, he is sweet, right?

are YOU ready?

  yes!
  no, not at all
  maybe...