NerdTests.com Test: Are You A Guinea Pig???

Hi there and welcome to my very special and unique Guinea Pig Test! Here you can find out whether you are a guinea pig, or a common human. Take the test to find out.....

What is your favourite vegetable?

Carrot
Lettuce
Cucumber
Pepper
Celery

Your teeth are.....

Yellow, crooked and uneven
Sharp, white and pointy
A mixture of the above

How many toes do you have?

Three
Four
Five

I wish.....

That I would win a year's supply of carrots
I could fly to the moon
TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY LASER-BEAM ALIEN EQUATION NEUTRALISE VAPORISER THAT I BOUGHT IN WOOLLIES!

How many teeth do you have?

4
14
24
34

What does "Brrrrrrrr!!!" mean?

Hey, stop hogging the food!
That's it! The next time you sleep in the food bowl I'll just kick you
Get away from me, cheeseball!

If you are hungry, do you.......

Squeak?
Shout?
Demand food straight away or you'll bellybounce them into next week?
Do the puppy-dog-eyes-look?

What breed are you?

Abyssinian
Smooth-haired
Himalayan
Er...how should I know?!
Um.........

What is your favourite type of food?

Guinea Pig Crunch
Fresh Veg
Gerty Guinea Pig
What? I don't know! I'm still thinking about the last question!!!

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Who is your hero?

Bing the guinea pig?
Don't have one
NOT Bing the guinea pig
Other

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