Do you drink?

  Who doesnt? Yeah ALL the time!! 24/7!!
  Sometimes, not always
  Only at parties, but not usually
  Me? No way!

Do you smoke?

  I'm addicted cant stop!
  Yeah most of the time!
  Only once in a while
  I'm too good for stuff like that!

Do you take drugs?

  Drugs? Where? Give em to me now!! Where? Drugs! I want them!
  Well sometimes.. . .
  No! hardly only once! Or twice. . .
  No way Jose!!

Do you see yourself living to an old age?

  No, i see myself dying at a very young age
  Well till my 30s or 40s
  Yeah kinda, till my 60s
  I see myself as old as Santa!

Last Question!
Do you think this quiz will say your gonna end up old?

  No, impossible
  Maybe, but i dont think so
  Yeah! Hopefully!
  Definately!

This is getting boring,
If you wanna live long click yes!

  No way!
  Err. . .
  Okay!
  Yeah!

Now yodel!

  Who are you to tell me to yodel?
  Why?
  I dont know how!
  Yes! Ive done it! I yodeled!

Dont worry, these exercises will help you live longer!

  I dont believe you!
  Oh, i didn't know that
  Really??!!!
  Yay!!

I'm getting bored, but dont worry just smile and you'll live longer!

  I never smile =(
  This is getting boring
  Smile why?
  =) =D =) =D Cheese!!