Do you believe in dumb questions?

  No, there is no such thing.
  Nah, the only dumb question is asking if dumb questions exist!
  Yes, of course I do! I'm sure everyone will agree with me that the question you just asked was dumb!

Huh? There's no such thing as dumb questions?

  No duh! My dog could have told ya that!
  Oh course there is such a thing!

What came first the water or the clam?

  Clam, duh!
  Water

Who was the founder of Microsoft? (There Actually Is A Right Answer)

  Billboard Gates & Scooby Doo
  Bill Grant & Grant Bill
  Henry William III & Tyler Lloyed
  William Henry II & Oh Henry
  Rob Bob & Joe Bill
  Paul Allen & Robby Ray
  Steve Joes & Sloppy Joes
  Paul Allen & William Henry Gates III

//|-|0 !s tHe duMBe$test Per$On 0N eaRtH!?

  Joe "The Fifty" Beeny
  The Heavy Weapons Guy
  Dr. Eggman,
  Joe Why The Science Guy
  Fat All-be-it (Say it fast)
  Slim Jim and Him for three, no body can stop me. Ha Ha WHoo la Lee!
  How can someone be stupid on such a wonderful planet such as such Earth planet and sun?
  I Vant Vy Vonny Vow!
  Huh? None of the above, we're all smart.. And if you want to argue with me, go right ahead! My gun is in my car!

Why is it when I ask why I always get asked why in a why question back?

  Why do you get asked why when you ask why?
  Why do you ask why without saying what first?
  Who asked why? I want to know who? Who? WHO!?
  Mabe u shuld have ask four a dicinary befour posting stuf liek tis... Huh!?
  ORANGES!
  Pear
  apple

Who are you?

  i am me, who are you?
  I AM THE MIGHTY ORAGNE FROM THE PLANET ORANGLAS!
  My name is my name which is not your name so why would you be asking for my name?
  It's A Me, Merio!

What are better than Golden Bananas?

  Purple Blueberries
  Golden Monkey
  Penguins.... That kill!
  Call Of Duty: Race To The Dump 2
  PrayStation 3
  XFox 360
  Nothing is better than Gold!
  That depends on how much it's worth
  Wait, but isn't every banana gold?

Did you actually do the entire test?

  Yes.
  No! (Then how are you answering if you left)
  No, I'm hiding behind a hidden super-high-tech proxy server thingy that blocks you knowing if I stayed or not.. So.. HA!
  DuuuuUUUuude! I'm bored, there's nothing to do today, and the only way to entertain myself is by entering tests online that I have no business being a part of... Deal with it
  Yeah, I finished my snowboarding so I have the right to eat a meal!
  Yeah.. I finished it.. But only because my dog ate my homework!
  Thank you, come again!