What do you do in your free time?

  Eat!
  Read
  Train
  Build stuff
  Repair things
  Play music
  Cook
  Study
  Earn/Steal money

What is your favourite food?

  MEAT!!!
  Coffe, and things that go with that
  Liquor, Sea monster meat and rice
  Fish
  Haburger and coca-cola
  Nothing in particular, but enjoy drinking tea
  Pasta and things that go with tea
  Anything sweet!!
  Fruit

You get dirty. What do you do?

  Dirt? Who cares?
  Shower
  A refreshing ice bath should take care of that
  I'm always dirty so it doesn't matter
  Polish it away
  I'm old and dusty so it doesn't matter
  Wash my hands so it doesn't get in the food
  Put myslef in the washer like a stuffed animal
  Take a long relaxing bath

How is your fighting style?

  I beat the opponent senseless with everything iv'e got
  I trick the opponents and attack from behind
  I cut down anything that moves
  I run like crazy and attack in unpredictable ways
  Guns and cannons are cool
  Fencing
  Taste my foot sh*thole!
  I look weak but will go berserk sometimes
  I take advantage of the weather

One of your friends are in danger, what do you do?

  I do everything I can to save them, and won't stop til iv'e saved them or I die!
  If its a woman i'd gladly sacrifice myself, if its a dude, nah he'll probably be alright
  Friends are very important and I don't want to lose them, so I fight as good as I can
  It can't be helped if the opponent is to strong
  I want to help them but is to scared
  I willl not lose anymore friends! To the rescue!
  Its a drag but I guess there's no helping it

Are you afraid of ghosts?

  Ghosts? where? I have to capture one!
  Ghosts? Sounds exciting
  Ghosts? Interesting, but they won't provide much of a challenge
  Ghosts? Quick! Garlic! Exorcism!
  Ghosts? Cool!
  Ghosts? they are super scary! But I am one myself...
  Ghosts? Can you cook them?
  Ghosts? WHERE?!!?!? AAAAHAHAHAHA HELP!!!!!!!
  Ghosts? Somone capture them so I can sell hem to a zoo

You see someone assaulting a woman, what do you do?

  I don't really get whats going on but i'll knock him out anyway
  Nothing is as pathetic men who pick one people weaker than themselfs
  It's wrong to attack women
  I attack, scream for forgiveness and run away
  Not cool dude, taste my fist of iron
  Like a true gentleman, i rescue her and in return ask to see her panties
  HOW DARE YOU HARM A DEFENSELESS WOMAN!!??? FEAR NOT FAIR LADY I'LL PROTECT YOU!!!!!
  I'll do my best to help
  I save her, and then ask for a big reward

How do you want your ship to be?

  Big and flashy! Preferably a statue on deck
  It should be black and depressing
  Doesn't matter as long as it's comfortable to sleep on
  A fast ship so you can run away. And some guns if you can't run away
  Lots of finesse and hidden functions
  Good acoustic so everybody can hear me play
  A cool ride to impress the laides
  It should be cute and fun
  Good stiring and easy handling

Are you perverted?

  Perverted? what does that mean?
  No, but i'm not naive
  I respect (wo)men and there is no point in peeking on them
  shh! can't you see im peeking!
  Yup! I'm truly perverted!
  I'm a true gentleman! By the way can I see your panties?
  If there is a beatutiful (wo)man around its rude to them if you don't peek!
  I'm not interested in that kind of stuff
  Perverted? no, but I'll strip if it means money

Last one. Are you naive?

  YES
  NO