A villain is hiding behind a hostage threatening to shoot if you don't drop your gun and give him a helicopter. You:

  Say something cool then shoot him in the head (you won't miss becuase you never do).
  Put down your gun and try to talk him down... then when he is distracted break his neck!
  Shoot a nearby rope, something is guaranteed to fall on him.
  Give him what he wants, you'll get him later. what matters now is that no one gets hurt.

Creatures are attacking! You:

  Don my Super Suit!
  Grab my Sword!
  Power up!
  Refill my Health!

An enemy strikes you! The reaction is:

  You say: Psh, nothing but a flesh wound.
  You say: Ouch!
  POW!
  You get thrown backwards into a building utterly destroying it.

You are:

  A highly trained solider of fortune.
  A lose cannon cop on a mission.
  In the wrong place at the wrong time.
  Just doing my job.
  Here to protect the weak.
  On a quest.
  Trying to be the best!
  Don't know, don't care but I look cool.

You have a:

  Triple barreled shotgun.
  Magathar, the dragon slayer.
  A team of highly trained specialists.
  A bad attitude.

You won! You:

  Give victory sign.
  Fly off in to the sunset.
  Laugh.
  Kiss the girl (or boy).

Your Weapon has:

  A laser sight, homing grenades and a button that says: "Do not press"
  Unlimited Ammo!

You are covered in:

  Wounds and torn clothing.
  Blood.

Your enemy:

  Was slain.
  Taken to jail.

You are part of a:

  League.
  Team.

In the end you:

  Are getting too old for this sh@%!
  Want to go again, this time on a harder difficulty.
  Saved the day.
  Had fun.
  Are wondering what is going to happen next.
  Didn't even get warmed up.
  Will now be crowned king.
  Are now the strongest.