How stupid are you?

  extremely
  according to scientific tests I am 0% stupid
  ha ha, I stupid
  duh?

If your not stupid then why are you taking this test?

  I want to see if the scientific tests were correct
  I already said I am extremely stupid
  duh?
  ha ha, I still stupid :)

CAUTION!! THIS QUESTION CONTAINS MATH BASED MATERIAL!!
You are the bus driver. Five people get on. At the next stop 2 people get on and 7 people get off. Some kid is running to catch the bus so the driver lets him/her on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

  red
  pink
  you can not tell from from the question.
  you can tell from the question.

Do you usually get dressed by yourself in the morning?

  of course
  nope
  yes
  nuh-uh

There are 1258 chickens in the coop. Lighting kills all but 18 of them. How many chickens are left?

  1240
  98543
  18
  2
  huh?

There are 40 apples. You take 7 apples. How many apples do you have?

  40
  47
  7
  33

What was the first question I asked you?

  Are you really that stupid?
  How stupid are you?
  Are you dumb?
  huh?

Stupid people are to dumb people as smart people are to cows

  true
  false

Without looking to the top of the screen is this quiz called the "stupid quiz" or the "stupid test"?

  stupid quiz
  stupid test
  neither

Which do you say when you leave?

  see ya'
  bye-bye
  tootles
  ta-ta
  I stupid