1)
Which department best fits what you work in?
Sales / Marketing
Engineering
Management
Accounting
Support
Human Resources
2)
Are you currently at work taking this test?
Yes
No
3)
What percent of your paper supplies (e.g. pens, paper, sticky notes, etc...) at home came from the office?
None
A few items
Many of them
Every single one of them
4)
5)
How many years have you worked in the same position?
Less than 2
2 - 5 years
5+ years, and loving it!
12+ years, and love it!
5+ years, and I hate this job!
12+ years, and I hating it!
6)
A promotion, which you deserve more than anybody, has just been handed over to a just hired, MBA-from-a-large-school carrying 23-year old. What is your reaction?
I'm content, that person obviously deserved that job.
I'm a little jealous
I'm very jealous, but say nothing
I'm furious! I make my hate known by all.
I do everything in my power to make that new hire's job hell
Quit
7)
Do you use your looks and personality to get what you want?
Yes, I'm so cute I get whatever I want
I try to, but am not always successful
No, I have neither looks or personality
No, If I want something I go for it on my own
8)
Do you use your power to play on peoples emotions?
Yes, where ever and whenever I can
Yes, but only if it suits my getting ahead
No. I have no power
No, that would be wrong
9)
Do you feel that your abilities go unnoticed by management?
Yes. I am very smart, but people do not seem to see that
Yes, and I prefer it that way!
No, I am used and abused for all that I am worth
No, I am their saviour
No, and I make them beg to get some ability from me
10)
It is 4:45pm on Friday, and your boss stops by to drop off some work that needs to be completed by Monday afternoon. This work will take you at least 10 hours to make any good of it. What do you do?
Work late so that I only have a few hours to do it on Monday
Work on it over the weekend
Leave at 5pm, but show up very early on Monday
Leave at 5pm, forget about it until your boss asks for it on Monday
Leave at 5pm, forget about it until your boss asks for it on Wednesday
Pass the work over to an intern
11)
Your boss just made this statement at a staff meeting: "It has come to my attention that 40% of your sick days are on Mondays and Friday. I demand to know the reason for this." What is your reaction?
I take it to heart, and promise to reduce that percentage in the future
Think your boss stupid, and say nothing
Cannot believe what he just said, and laugh out loud
Mention the fact that 40% is to be expected
12)
On Fridays, what time do you normally leave work?
2 - 3pm
4 - 6pm
7pm or later
I don't work
I work shift work
13)
In order for your company to save money, they have cut back on medical benefits and year-end bonuses. What is your response to this?
There's nothing I can do, so I just take it
I send off an email to H.R. stating my objections
I walk into my bosses office and talk about it
I storm into my bosses office and freak out
I gather a small army of peers and take over the company
Come up with other cost savings measures to minimize the loss of benefits
14)
You have been given an assignment which you know very litte about...
I research it, ask for help, etc... to finish the assignment
I form a task force to get the assignement complete
I tell the assigner that I have no idea what I need to do
I take it, and never finish it
15)
Take your age, subtract 20, then divide by the number of companies you have worked for. What do you get?
I am under 25
Screw that!
8+
>5 to 8
>2 to 5
2 or less
16)
Take a look at your desk...
It is well organized
It is slightly messy
I have piles of work, but in some sort of order
I barely have room to think
17)
What is your feelings about the majority of your co-workers?
They are all my friends
There are a few I don't get along with
I have grudges towards many of them
I hate them all!
18)
Find 'x' in the following: 12x - 45 = 7x
What? Why?
I can solve it, but don't have the time
x = 9
x = -9
x = 5
x = -5
19)
You have been asked by a group of your peers to help them finish an assignment...
I put forth as much effort as the rest of the group
I tell them to go find someone else
I go all out and help them finish the task way ahead of schedule
I help, but only with the easy stuff
20)
It's 3:30pm on a Wednesday. You're very, very tired; just sitting at your desk with nobody around...
I grab a quick nap
I force myself to stay awake by working on something
I force myself to stay awake by surfing the web
I go home for the day
21)
Which of the following is a programming language?
How am I suppose to know?
TriBerra Plus
Cobol
Newton Teral
22)
What does your office consist of?
A cubical with no window nearby
A cubical with a window view nearby
An office without a window
An office with a window
An office with a great outside view
My home desk
23)
How many hours do you put into work a week?
< 40
40 - 45
45 - 55
55 - 65
65+
24)
Does your job require that you attend meeting?
No
Yes, mostly dealing with budgeting
Yes, mostly dealing with technical information
Yes, mostly dealing with marketing and sales
Yes, mostly dealing with people
25)
How often are you off of work at the exact time you are suppose to be off?
Always
Most of the time
Almost never
Never