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The Trekkie Test

Do you quote Star Trek in everyday life? Do you greet people by saying "Live long and prosper"? Do you read fanfiction? Do you think you really know Star Trek? Take this quiz to find out if you're really a Trekkie!



1)

Let's start with the basics: How many of the shows do you watch?

  All of them, most/all episodes
  Most series, most/all episodes
  One series, pretty regularly
  I catch an episode here and there
  None

2)

How many live action series were there, total?

  5
  4
  I'm not sure... I remember TOS and TNG...
  Unsure
  Don't Care

3)

Name the captains of the Enterprise featured as main characters.

  Kirk, Picard, Archer
  Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Archer, Sisko
  Kirk, Picard
  I don't know
  Enterprise? Like the aircraft carrier?

4)

What was Benjamin Sisko's rank at the beginning of DS9?

  Captain... duh! He was in command!
  Commander
  That's a trick question... he didn't have one!
  I don't know

5)

What is Captain Picard's favorite drink?

  Tea, Earl Gray, Hot
  Earl Gray tea
  Coffee
  Unknown

6)

What is Captain Janeway's favorite drink?

  Coffee, black
  coffee, double strong, double sweet
  Water?

7)

What was the name of the ship assigned to Deep Space Nine during season three?

  Deviant
  Defiant
  Enterprise
  Yes

8)

What is a tribble?

  a small purring ball of fluff that procreates rapidly
  A talaxian delicacy prepared with rare spices
  an animal
  a type of grain

9)

What are the names of the episodes with tribbles in them?

  "Here There Be Tribble" "The Trouble with Tribbles"
  "Trials and Tribbleations" "Here There Be Tribble"
  "Trials and Tribbleations" "The Trouble with Tribbles"
  "Here There Be Tribble" "Tribbles Ate My Combadge"

10)

Do you read ST fanfiction?

  Yes
  No

11)

Do you write fanfiction for any ST series?

  Yes
  No

12)

How many ST novels have you read?

  more than 10
  5-10
  3-4
  1-2
  none

13)

Have you read any of the companion books/guides?

  Yes
  No

14)

Have you pondered the science of replicators/warp drive/transporters in depth (for more than an hour)?

  Yes
  No

15)

Are you a member of startrek.com?

  Yes
  No

16)

Have you been to a convention?

  Yes, more than 1
  Yes, once
  No, but I want to
  No

17)

Do you own any star trek action figures?

  Yes
  No, but I want some!
  No

18)

Are you a member of a Star Trek online RPG?

  Yes
  No, where can I join one?
  No

19)

Name three of the DS9 runabouts

  Rio Grand, Ganges, Nile
  Defiant, Yangtzee-Kian, Nile
  Ganges, Orinoku, Defiant
  Ganges, Yangtzee-Kian, Orinoku

20)

Live Long and Prosper.

  Thank you.
  Peace and Long Life.
  Dude, how do you do that with your hand?
  May your life be productive and logical.

21)

Where are the nuclear wessels?

  Alameda
  In the water
  San Francisco
  Trick question- they don't exist!

22)

What movie involves nuclear wessels?

  Star Trek 4
  Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  Star Trek IV
  Star Trek: Nuclear

23)

How many movies are there, as of 2005?

  9
  10
  6
  11

24)

Who is George Lucas?

  Satan!
  The man who made Star Wars
  The man who made Star Trek
  The chief engineer on one of the series

25)

Name three of Dax's hosts

  Tobin, Curzon, Lela
  Curzon, Jadzia, Domas
  Jadzia, Domas, Thrinda
  huh?

26)

What class of ship is the USS Voyager?

  Galaxy
  Voyager
  Explorer
  Intrepid

27)

Name the series:

"Set a course... for home."

  The Original Series
  The Next Generation
  Voyager
  Deep Space Nine

28)

What is Lt. Uhura's first name?

  Alice
  Star
  Nyota
  Sheni

29)

Name the four children liberated from the borg in the Voyager episode "Collective"

  Haha... wrong episode!
  Naomi, Icheb, Mezoti, Azan
  Icheb, Mezoti, Azan, Rebi
  Icheb, Mezoti, Rebi, Aron

30)

While trapped in the Jeffrie's Tubes with a group of children, what does Captain Picard sing to calm them?

  Frère Jacques
  Brother John
  The Itsy Bitsy Spider
  I'm a Little Tea Pot

31)

Why is Kirk upset in the episode "City on the Edge of Forever"

  McCoy is killed in an accident, which repeats itself in a time loop
  A city, containing thousands of people, must be destroyed to save the future
  He has to give up his vacation because Scotty blew up the replicator.
  He is forced to let a woman die to save the future.

32)

What species is Dr. Phlox?

  Kelithian
  Denobulan
  Kazon
  Yes.

33)

How many seasons did each series have?

  They each had 7
  Original Series: 2, Next Generation: 7, Voyager: 6, Deep Space Nine:4, Enterprise:3
  Original Series: 3, Next Generation: 7, Voyager: 7, Deep Space Nine: 7, Enterprise: 4
  original series: 3, Next Generation: 7, Voyager: 7, Deep Space Nine: 6, Enterprise: 4

34)

Do you speak Klingon?

  Yes
  No

35)

What is a quantum singularity?

  A black hole
  A nebula
  A time differential
  A type of warp core manifold

36)

When you hear the phrase "temporal distortion" what is the episode likely to be about?

  First Contact
  Battle
  Scientific discovery
  Time travel

37)

How often do you watch Star Trek?

  More than once a week
  Once a week or two
  Once a month or so...
  When I turn on the TV and its there
  Rarely

38)

Do you own any of the DVD sets?

  Yes, all of them
  Yes, and still collecting
  One is enough
  No, but I want some
  No

39)

Who is Q?

  Which one? Q, Q2, the other Q, Quinn...
  A very powerful being who likes to torture the Enterprise crew
  That one guy in that one episode
  No idea

40)

Have you ever tried to build a phaser?

  Yes
  No, but I've thought about it
  No

41)

Do you have star trek merchandise? (action figures, comic books, t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc)

  Yes
  No

42)

What is 42?

  Not my fandom.
  The answer to life, the universe, and everything... hey, why is this on here?
  I don't know
  Oh, I actually know this one! The answer!

43)

Have you ever quoted Star Trek in real life?

  Yes, frequently
  Yes, sometimes
  Once or twice
  I don't let myself slip like that

44)

Have you ever called your microwave a replicator? Out loud? (or something else, like calling your cell phone your combadge)

  Yes, yes, and proud of it!
  yes, accidentally
  No, but I came close
  Never

45)

Do you try to dress in clothing that makes you feel like you look like a Starfleet Officer? (or a Klingon, or borg, etc)

  Yes
  No

46)

Do your friends/family know you're a Trekkie?

  Yes, and I'm working on converting them
  Yes, my close friends. And most of them watch anyways.
  A few of them
  Not really
  I'm not a Trekkie (shame on me!)

47)

47.

  LOL
  wait, I've heard this one...
  42?
  What?

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