do you think you are popular?

  yes i am the cat's meow
  no. nobody loves me
  i try really hard to be but it doesn't work
  do you think im popular?
  yea im cool like the other side of the pilllow!
  no im a loner.

do you go to alot of parties?

  yea! it's not a party without me!
  no, i went to one once but they threw me out :(
  no, but i throw parties at other peoples houses without telling them first
  i throw parties all the time, but no one ever comes
  the last party i went to was at chuck e cheese. what does that tell you?
  no i would rather stay home and watch a harry potter marathon with my only friend,used napkin

do people crowd around you when you do something?

  yes wherever i go there is a crowd
  only when i write e-mails
  yes they are awsome, they do the wave
  yea i go crowd surfing on them
  no i never do anything
  i am fat, there is no room around me

do you have alot of friends?

  yes i have them all!
  no i am shunned
  i had some but they all got run over by a bus
  i did before i went emo. now im too emotional for friends
  yes, but they are no more popular than me...
  i have some, because i only hang out with popular people

if someone found out that you knew where they lived, how would they react?

  they would move out of that house
  they would jump off a cliff
  they would die of happyness
  they would take out a restraining order on me
  they would cry
  they would throw me a party with a pinata

pick one

  "where art thou dog?"
  "let's get crunk"
  "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
  "life is like a box of chocolates..."
  "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "
  "she's the serial killer who goes to work and talks about a funny Seinfeld he saw and then goes home and cooks himself a man-flesh sandwich."

what is your name?

  Muhammud
  Mr. Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoral.well,there's more but it wont fit
  Hobbes
  umm...not here?
  jerimiah
  Stosh Piznarski

what type of music do you like best?

  emo
  techno/rave
  ska
  country
  mowtown
  hardcore rap

This is the last question. I'd better make it good.
What do you usually do on Friday nights?

  i play world of warcraft
  i hide out at my house and cower
  i play guitar hero VII(not yet released to the general public)
  duh! RANDOM DANCING!
  go clubbin', duh!
  get crunk and party hardy!