How often do you pass gas?

  I don't
  Not very often
  As much as a normal person
  Often
  VERY often

Does your gas stink?

  No
  Not a lot
  Sometimes
  Yes
  More than you would think
  Toxicating

Do people notice it much?

  No
  A little bit
  Yes
  When I fart the whole world knows.

Do people immediately try to get rid of your fart or try to make you stop?

  No
  Yes
  They hate them but I keep fartin' cuz' I don't care.

Do you have a record for passing gas?

  No
  Yes

Do people hate you for the farts?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe...

Can you fart on purpose?

  When I need to fart, I can.
  Yes all the time
  Nope

Do you fart in your sleep?

  Yes
  No

Does the opposite gender get grossed out?

  Yes, but I hate it.
  Yes, when I want them to.
  No

Do your farts smell good to you?

  Yep
  Nope