Your crush stands with another girl/boy .you:

  Cry in till you can go to eat dinner
  Remind yourself that she wasn't that with anyway
  Tomorrow, talk to her
  Yell: NNNOOO!

You are about to learn had to swim.

  Ok?What is that have to do with Harry potter?
  Swim
  Umm...is that a question?
  What?

You have just met a demented, you are cold.

  You run as fast a you can
  Expect patronum
  What is a dementor?
  Tut tut this clearly is not a worthy quiz, I'm outta here

Drago Malfoy comes to you and says "What house are you in?" You say...

  I'm in slythrin obviously
  I'm in griffyndor so back off!
  Umm...no answer
  Ekk!

A muggle is starting at you when you are about to do magic

  What is a muggle again?
  I don't do magic
  I do magic!

Are you a girl or boy?

  Boy
  Girl
  Transgender
  Why are you asking me that?

What's your can color?

  Green
  Scarlet
  Purple
  Yellow

No nonsense

  No?!
  ?
  What?
  Bye

Are you proud?

  Yes!
  You should not be so proud
  No...

Bye! See ya!

  Bye!
  What...
  Wait, this is the end?