The parents are about to leave. What do you ask them?

  What food is in the fridge
  If the children have bad manners
  What they'll eat for lunch and dinner, emergency contacts, when bathtime and bedtime is, etc.
  Nothing

It's time to introduce yourself to the kids! What do you tell them?

  Hi kids, I'm [your name here], and I'll be taking care of you today!
  What's up, losers, I'm [your name here], and I'll be making sure you're not bad today.
  Nothing (the kids seem bored)
  Ignore the brats and call your boyfriend or girlfriend

Sally starts to cry. She tells you that she misses her mommy and daddy. How would you comfort her?

  Give her a hug and explain to her that her parents are on an anniversary trip in Hawaii, but that she'll have fun with you!
  Slap her and tell her to suck it up (Sally starts to cry harder)
  Tell her that her parents are dead and are never coming back EVER!!! (Me: Wow rude)
  Tell her that her parents are gone for a while, but she'll have fun being tortured by you

The kids are bored and want to watch a movie. What movie do you watch with them?

  The Hunger Games (PG-13)
  Frozen (PG) (Josh: EWWW THIS MOVIE SUCKS)
  Deadpool (R)
  Moana (PG)

It's time to play a game! What game do you play with the kids?

  Candy Land
  Monopoly (Sally finds a small piece, and almost manages to swallow and choke on it!)
  Minecraft (Only Josh and Karina enjoyed it)
  Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

You bring the kids to the playground. Some little kid brought a smoked fish for some reason and throws it at Karina because she didn't like the color of her dress. Since Karina is allergic to seafood, she has an allergic reaction. What do you do?

  Nothing, let her figure it out herself
  Give her some medicine and inform the little kid's mom of the situation
  Throw some medicine at her and tell her to learn
  Slap the little kid with the fish and scream at her for wasting your time

At home, Lily is doing some hard Algebra homework. She's stuck on one of the questions and asks you for help. What do you tell her?

  Nothing, let her figure it out herself
  The answers to every problem
  To suck it up
  How to work out the problem without telling her the actual answer

It's time for dinner! What do you feed the kids?

  Pure marble again...
  Macaroni and cheese and juice boxes
  Mashed potatoes and gravy (which Josh thinks is extremely disgusting)
  Nothing

Now you have to give the kids a bath. Lily is in the shower stall, Karina is using the hallway bathroom, Sally is waiting for you to help Josh, and Josh is the only one who is refusing to get in the tub. How do you get him in?

  Push him in the tub (with clothes on)
  Put shampoo and soap in his mouth, then call him a bratty child
  Let him go to bed while he's still covered in dirt
  Ask him politely to get in, then give him some candy for listening to you

The kids have to brush their teeth. Lily and Karina are brushing their teeth by themselves, but Josh and Sally need help. How do you help them?

  Brush their teeth gently
  Don't help them
  Put the whole tube of toothpaste in their mouths, half for Josh and half for Sally
  Brush their teeth as hard as possible (Sally's loose tooth fell out from the impact)

It's time for the kids to go to bed. Karina wakes up and tells you she had a nightmare. What do you tell her?

  That the nightmare is you, and chase her around the house!
  Tell her that everything was ok, and let her sleep with you
  To suck it up
  Laugh hysterically

You have some free time. What do you do?

  Install GTA on the parent's computer and play as long as you wish
  Blast loud heavy metal music (Sally starts crying but Karina comes down to dance with you)
  Clean the house
  Bother Lily so she doesn't get enough sleep to study for the Algebra test in 2 days

The parents come home. What do you tell them?

  That their kids were amazing and $50 an hour
  That their kids were amazing and $5 an hour
  That their kids were terrible and $50 an hour
  Nothing, just snatch the money out of their hands

Did you like this quiz? (does not affect score)

  Yes! It was awesome! (Me: Thanks so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!)
  NO! IT WAS STUPID! (Me: Okay, I respect your opinion.)
  It was fine (Me: Cool thanks)
  It was not that cool (Me: Hmmm, ok)