How many fingers do you have

  Nine
  None
  Five
  Eight
  Ten

What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up

  Smoke
  Nothing
  Umbrella
  A bird

If Joe is 6 years old and Anne is half his age. Joe is 70 now what age is Anne

  59
  76
  67
  35

A plane crashed into an ilsand. Most of the people died. Where will you bury the survivors?

  On the island
  At your local graveyard
  Don't bury them
  Get them cremated. And spread the ashes wherever you wish

What eight letter word can have a letter taken away from it again and again and every time you take a letter away it still is a word even when it is down to its last letter it still is a word. What is the word?

  Afford
  Accelerated
  Starting
  Impossible

It has a head a tail it is brown but it has no legs. What is it?

  A table
  A chair
  A leg-less bear
  A penny
  Nothing

Joe's father has three sons January,February and .....?

  March
  Joe
  Peter
  December
  August
  November
  July
  June
  April

A mother and her three children were walking down the road when they met a man and said hi father but there father was dead who is this man?

  No one there crazy
  A ghost
  A priest
  A man that looked like there father

A boy went to a fortune teller and the fortune teller said if I write your exact weight on this piece of paper you have to give me £50 but if I don't I will give you £50 so the boy looks around and dissent see a scales anywhere so the boy thought why not he would just lie anyway so the boy said yeah but when the boy's turn was over he gave the fortune teller £50 . What did the fortune teller write on the piece of paper

  The boys weight
  Your exact weight
  7 stone
  Nothing