If you were in cover and know the whereabouts of all your enemies but your ally is about to get spotted. What would you do?

  Shout at them to stop
  Shoot them
  Cut your arm off
  Let them die
  Throw a rock to distract your enemies, allowing your friend to have safe passage
  Shoot at the enemies
  Abandon

You're in a trench fighting off those pesky brits. Your commander shouts "Ich rieche Kot. Wer hat das getan?". What do you do?

  Own up to the crime, he probably already knows it was me
  Cut your legs off, they'll think he's racist if he blames the handicap
  Play dead
  Scream at the top of your lungs "Halten Sie Ausschau, die Juden sind zurück, um unser Geld zu stehlen"
  Blame the closest person to you
  Blame the person farthest away from you
  Reduce carbon emitions. Less global warming means the diffusion won't happen as quick meaning the smell has time to move away from me

You just watched your friend swallow a grenade thinking it was a grape. How do you help him?

  I don't. I leave
  I get my phone out to record it
  I climb in to retreive the grenade. He was probably too dumb to pull the pin out anyway
  Scream for help
  Pour acid down his throat to help with digestion of this lethal device
  Tell him to convert to Islam. Suicide bombing can get you into heaven really easy

You just shot a rocket launcher at a drone. However the rocket launcher was facing backwards. Now several rockets are heading your way. What do you do?

  Kill brother Omar
  Move out of the way
  Cut the rest of my limbs off. They wouldn't shoot a cripple
  Call the police
  Shoot the rockets out of the air (7 Points)

You just took over a tech company potentially worth billions, but you accidently violated a legal act meaning you are in serious debt.

  Ok
  Bad

The stock market just crashed. Your friend is trapped under the rubble. Soldiers are marching in with kill on site orders. What do you do?

  Play dead
  Rescue my friend
  a^2 + b^2 = c^2 Confusing my opposition with complex math will give me enough time to escape
  I lose my footing and fall over
  Shout "Δεν ήταν η σφαίρα. Δεν ήταν το όπλο" My rhythmic beats are sure to sway a few hearts to spare my life
  Walk on the river Thames. They might think I'm Jesus

You're getting tortured by a bunch of Plankton for the Krabby Patty Formula™. If you do at all, how do you withhold the information.

  Lie
  Ask them about their day
  Pretend the secret ingredient is Plankton
  Activate poise and ignore the torture
  Bribe the torturer with promises of becoming a sink

You are face to face with a face and you have both lost your guns because your mother cleaned your room and you don't know where it is. You have a knife and they have a buckler shield. How do you win

  Jump out the open window (There are no windows inside your stomache)
  My knife has a fast swing speed, low damage, but at least it will make it difficult to get parried.
  I notice he has no hands and leave. Assulting the disabled is like assulting a plantpot, you have no friends.
  Kick them
  Kick them twice

You're back in 1939-1945 in the trenches. You and your German allies are about to attack a little Asian boy named Harry. Are you okay with this?

  Yes, I am a horrible racist
  No

A strange man asks you for directions on how to get to his house.

  Tell him the wrong way
  Direct him to a cliff
  Cut his legs off
  Kick him
  Kick him twice