You meet a ghost, and it tells you "Hello.". What do you answer?

  Hello.
  Am I dreaming?

You meet an extraterrestrial. What is your first reaction?

  Wow. hello!
  Hi!
  Aaaah...

What is the first question you would ask the extraterrestrial?

  "where are you from"
  "How old are you"
  "What is your name"
  "What are your hobbies"

Do you have a good opinion for people, who answer the proposal "Hey, why don`t you smell a flower" with "Champion in smelling flowers!"?

  yes
  no

Do you like the song "Felicita"?

  Yes
  No

Do you like Sean Paul`s song "Get busy"?

  Yes
  No

Do you find bananas flavour and / or appetising?

  Yes, very much.
  yes.
  I would rather take the test "Cool nerdness" (so much effort has been put there...)

If there were a yellow and a green team, and you were given the choice, which team would you rather join?

  Yellow
  Green

If I told you that I do not care how many stars you rate this quiz, would you believe me?

  yes
  no

Have you ever dreamed of making friends with a dinosaurus?

  Yes
  No

Which word would you rather use to describe lions and tigers?

  strong
  dangerous

Which word would you rather use to describe elephants?

  awesome
  fat

Now, be careful! The point of this quiz is actually to guess my gender on the basis of the previous questions.
Actually, you will like your result if you answer correctly this question:

Am I a boy, or a girl?

Here you should NOT answer what you are. You should pick the answer to this question, corresponding to what you THINK that I am - a boy or a girl.

  a boy
  a girl