Would you sacrifice your friend for a $1,000?

  Is that even a question? Of course i will!
  *silence* Why would you think that?! That's so selfish!
  Depends. Do i trust this man?
  yes!

Your friend is still in bed and there is 20 minutes until you're late. Would you _______

  Slap'em. The pain goes away.
  Wake them up gently. Like shake them.
  Depends on what mood i'm in.
  yes!

Your gift for your friend is ________

  His/her favorite drink. It's the thought that matters, right?
  What they want. Well, not something too expensive but...
  Something i think they'd like.
  yes!

Your friend's really close relative died. what do you do?

  At least it's not my close relative.
  Comfort her and tell her its all right.
  Depends on what mood i'm in.
  yes!

2 of your friends invited you to their house around the same time. Who's house do you go to?

  The one i like better.
  The one who asked me first and politely decline and say we could do it another day.
  Neither. i ask them if i could come another day.
  yes!

Random question. Did you like this?

  no.
  I loved it!
  Eh. its okay.
  yes!

Do you like books?

  no. (how?! BURN you!)
  OMG i love reading! (you better. :D)
  The're okay.
  yes!

Why did you take this test?

  I was bored. still bored.
  I loved it!
  Eh. its okay.
  yes!

Would you rate this a 5?

  Yeah! no.
  of course!
  Maybe a 3 or 4.
  yes!