You come to the area where the carts are what do you do?

  Take a cart and begin your journey
  Lock all the carts together
  Try to sit in the baby area of the cart and wait expectantly for someone to push you.
  Walk up to random people and tell them "meow"
  Breakdance in the cart

When you go in an employee greets you what do you do?

  Greet them back
  Tell them to stop being so nice
  Look at them with an O_O face
  Sit in your cart and say "Push me"
  Tell him "Nice hat"

You go to the toy section to buy a gift for your niece and you...

  Put a Barbie in the cart.
  Get a carving knife and decapitate all the Barbies.
  Open the packs of toy racing cars and throw them across the aisle.
  Ride a bike really fast and put your hand out to knock over all the other toys

Someone left a disgusting oily liquid on the door of the freezer and it got on your hand when you opened the freezer door so you go to the bathroom to wash it off and you...

  Sluice your hands off with water.
  Break the taps on all the sinks.
  Flood the toilets
  Tell everyone who comes in 'I'm stalking you'
  Dye the water that comes out of the taps red

You go to the gadgets aisle to get a new phone.

  Buy a phone
  Break the phones and then refuse to pay
  Hack the phones to display "Stalker"
  Stomp around screaming 'WHAT IS THIS???' while holding a packet of bread

As you're going to the checkout an employee steps in front of you and asks if you broke the cooling on the freezers what do you do!

  Tell him you don't know anything about it and walk on.
  Flee.
  Shout loudly and dramatically 'I'LL CONFESS EVERYTHING!' and then say that you don't like carrots before bursting into tears
  Tell him that you got cold sitting in the freezer.

As you're going to the checkout an employee steps in front of you and asks if you broke the cooling on the freezers what do you do!

  Tell him you don't know anything about it and walk on.
  Flee.
  Shout loudly and dramatically 'I'LL CONFESS EVERYTHING!' and then say that you don't like carrots before bursting into tears
  Tell him that you got cold sitting in the freezer.
  Sucker punch him and put him in the freezer before burying him in ice cubes and frozen peas.
  Uhhh

Your at the checkout!

  Unload all your things onto the till
  Stand on the till and say 'I'm just buying myself'
  Put 200 apples and black out when you see the price
  Run away. Run far away.

Your bringing all your shopping to the car!

  Unload your shopping into the car and put the cart back
  Put the cart in the car
  Put all the stuff on your roof
  Unload all your stuff into the car and leave the cart in the middle of the road