What am I thinking of now?

  Snakes on a plane
  Bottle of water
  Strawhat Luffy
  Smell of rain

What am I thinking of NOW?

  Napoleons Bonapartes imprisonment
  My carpet
  Kakashi sensei
  Your momma

How about now?

  Slow motion cheetah
  Fast forward cheetah
  Retro games speedruns
  Camera obscura

Last one, what am I thinking of?

  Two way mirrors
  Three way mirrors
  Casablanca
  Whiteness of Snow white

Wasn't last one, I was just kidding. So just pick something from the list.

  This
  or maybe this?
  This one is pretty awesome
  But this answer is the best.

This test thing is kinda boring. I lose interest easily. Correct answer is 2

  Not this
  Not this
  Not this
  This one!

I'm kinda hungry. What do I wanna eat?

  Meazza (pizza made by meat)
  Nice cream (nice ice cream)
  Lice cream (cream made by lice on my head)
  Ichiraku ramen

Which is it?

  This is the right answer and I always lie
  This is the wrong answer and I always tell the truth
  This is Jeff.

I gotta go do something. What do I need to do?

  Toilet
  Poop
  Bathroom
  WC