what is stampycat's real name?

  jake
  joe
  joseph
  john
  jonah
  noah
  greg
  alfie
  wilfred

who is stampycat's girlfriend?

  ldshadowlady
  squaishey
  vixella
  laurenzside
  ihascupquake
  yammyxox
  oh, look! there's a bird outside the window!
  zzzzzzzzzzz...........
  wait... he has a girlfriend?!!

who does he do most of his lovely world videos with?

  iballisticsquid
  weeweegaming
  choochoo
  lforleeeeeeeeeeee
  squaishey
  rosie
  amylee33
  ........i wasn't sleeping! when are we starting the quiz?
  he does them on his own :(

how good is he at parkour?

  -4 to 0
  0 to 4
  4 to 8
  8 to 12
  12 to 16
  16 to 20
  20 to 24
  hey! i have absolutely no idea!!!!!!
  he is the most amazing person at parkour ever

does he play terraria?

  yes
  no
  what's "terraria?"

how long is stampylongnose's nose?

  that's just his name. it doesn't mean anything.
  massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  smallish
  abnormally massive

does stampy record toy unboxing videos?

  no
  yes

does stampy live with his parents?

  yes
  no

what is his favourite food in minecraft?

  cake
  bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  milk
  pumpkin pie
  melon! #melonmoment