What do you like to do on the weekend?

  Hang out in my room reading, or just relaxing on the couch.
  Go on a nature trek outside.
  Take photographs of the sky changing color.
  Play on the computer all day, I hate doing things during the weekend.
  Shopping, of course!
  Exercising, either in the gym or outside.
  I sleep during the weekend.

You walk outside to go to work when suddenly, an ugly, mangy, slimy dog runs in front of you, barking its head off. What do you do?

  Run inside and slam the door. I'm sure my boss will understand that I'm late for work this time. That thing has rabies!
  Stay a careful distance away and call animal control. It's scary, but you're not going to back out of helping.
  Hey, the poor thing needs help! It's crazy, but you check to see if it's injured and call the vet. You stay and soothe it until help comes.
  Run inside, grab a weapon, and swing it at the evil dog until it backs away so you can get to your car.

You get in your car and try to start it, but the stupid thing won't start, even though you took it in to get fixed LAST WEEK. What do you do?

  Keep your cool. You know how to deal with things breaking down for no reason. Simply call the mechanic, then a taxi.
  Try to be patient. Go on a short walk to vent your frustration.
  Throw a fit, angrily punching the steering wheel to vent your frustration.
  Whatever, the car wasn't very reliable anyway. Just call a taxi.
  This stupid car has failed me for the last time. I'm getting rid of it.

How neat are you?

  Eh, I'm kind of messy. My house is pretty neat and I know where stuff is, but I do have a few messes.
  My house is pretty neat. I like a things to be in their place. I'm fine with a little bit of dirt, though.
  Absolute neat freak. I hate getting dirt in my house, and I have 0 patience for messes.
  My house is REALLY dirty. I have to actually tiptoe in some rooms to avoid stepping on the messes that I've never cleaned up.
  I like neat homes. I wouldn't want a loud, rowdy, pet.
  My house is kind of heat. If there is a mess, I clean it up at once.

How would your friends or family describe you?

  Brave, ready for action, not afraid to get my hands dirty.
  Quiet, intelligent, patient, kind, and deliberate.
  Good listener and observer, quiet, artistic.
  Loud, spontaneous, hyper, fun.
  Sensitive, clean, and tedious.
  None of the above?

You are sleeping over on a friends couch, but the pillows and cushions all smell like sour milk. Disgusting! What do you do?

  I am not going to be forced to sleep in a disgusting bed. Sleep in the car, or bathtub. Anything to get away from that smell!
  YUCK! That's disgusting, but I've smelled worse. Get a blanket and cover the couch with it.
  Who cares about the way the couch smells? Just tough it out.
  Maybe I can hold my breath all night long...

Do you ever want kids?

  Hell no! I want to spend the rest of my life hiking through the mountains, free from all rules, with a few friends, of course.
  Yes! A whole houseful of cute little girls and cute little boys to dress up in cute little outfits! It's gonna be great!
  ...Maybe. I'm not sure I want something that dependent on me yet, though.
  No way! I kill houseplants! No way could I take care of kids!
  No, I don't want something that is so needy as a child. I just want a child that I don't have to hang out with all day.
  Yes. I definitely want a child, though it might be kind of boring as a baby...

Did you ever have or want a lava lamp?

  No, I could never watch one of those things. I have way too much energy!
  I never really got the point of those things. Why would you just sit still and watch something as boring as that? I would rather sit still and read a good book.
  Yes, but I wished that they were a little more interesting. They basically only moved in one direction!
  I used to watch a lava lamp all day, and now I watch youtube videos all day! LOL
  No. Lava lamps are expensive. Why would you waste so much money on something so pointless? Hello?

You just got a brand new pair of shoes when someone spills coffee on them, then walks away without apologizing! What do you do?

  Chase him down and demand an apology in a very loud voice! How dare he?
  Sit down and start crying. People are jerks.
  Whatever, you know how to wash out a coffee stain. He's a jerk, but you walk away anyway.
  Gasp loudly, trying to show off your obvious pain. Does he notice yet? DOES he?
  Ask for an apology, and keep asking if he gives in. He ought to know better!